[Please humor me and when you read the title, say it a la "oppan gangnam style." That's how it sounds in my head and I want it to sound like that in your head too.]
I was planning to write a grocery shopping post, but I have all of these other fragments in my head, so we’re going to deal with them right now.
Let’s bullet this and make it list-y.
- I’m obsessed with salads bigger than my head. It’s salad, so it’s good for me, right?
- Speaking of salads, our Whole Foods salad bar took a dive toward sucking. I suppose that’s good since I will no longer pay $15 for a salad that I can make for $5. But, still, it’s supposed to be an awesome treat.
- Everything seems to come in salted caramel flavor. Is the world catching up that it is the BEST or has it jumped the shark?
- Have you watched The Following? If it was a movie, I would deem it too scary. But I am obsessed with the show.
- I never knew how badly I wanted a baby tapir until this video.
- My Smith’s sells Devil Dogs in the bakery. They are frosted. Not like the Drake’s Devil Dogs of my youth. I honestly didn’t know there was another version.
- I tried watching the show Girls, but I don’t get it. I’m also reading a book about the youth and I feel no empathy for the character. I’m pretty sure that this means I’m old.
- My CPA is magic.
- I have lentils in the pantry and I don’t know what to do with them. I don’t like Indian food, so the recipes that I’ve found are pretty limited.
- I’m sure that they are considered played out, but I still love videos with screaming goats and Grumpy Cat.
- I haven’t watched Pretty Little Liars since I got rid of cable. The withdrawal is harsher than I expected.
- I’m 85% sure that I heard “My Funny Valentine” (Streisand-style) played on a flute (or maybe a recorder) while I was getting a massage. That’s an upgrade from the spaceship music they sometimes play.
- The realization that I won’t have Ice Loves Coco since we canceled cable has been difficult to come to terms with.
That’s it for the moment. Anything random on your end?
Just about everything is random on my end these days. I also seem to be pushing the “I have some serious issues” envelope. Recently I had to finish an article for class and was 93 words shy of my minimum word count. Cue in some yelling, swearing and “Why must this be so damn hard?!” commentary. Five hundred words should have been a walk in the park. Instead, it was a nightmare.
I’m just a nutcase lately. Damn time change.
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Confession: the screaming goat video isn't funny to me. It just sounds like goats. I guess I need to take the flip out to the creek and video Fiona hollering?
Great post! I love reading funny random stuff – sometimes we just need to get it out there or it will keep up awake at night, haha! P.S. I love Seinfeld {the best show ever}, and Grumpy Cat always makes me feel better after a rough day
In the withdrawl gets too serious, the two most recent episodes of Pretty Little Liars are available on Hulu Plus though it’s web only which is kind of a bummer. (The fact that I watch that show is totally one of my dirty little secrets that I’ll announce to the interwebs but deny to my closest friends…)
May I suggest you should use your lentils to make my A-M-A-Z-I-N-G and A-W-E-S-O-M-E lentil meatballs? They’re so good, I’m positive you’ll get over the canceled cable issue after the first bite.
This is what I call a mild suggestion btw…
Here’s the recipe
http://www.theironyou.com/2012/09/lentils-meatballs-with-light-pesto.html
Random posts like these are one of my fave things! Our Whole Foods had a special on 5 healthy salads for $5 on Thursday. Not sure if it is still going. Ours has great stuff so I try not to go – I can’t afford!
Since you said you love salads and have lentils…
http://www.weightwatchers.com/util/prt/RecipePage.aspx?Type=1&RecipeID=60621
I am hooked on The Following but spend half the show looking away ….