On Facebook, I was recently talking about my vast array of journals. I mentioned that one of them is nothing but things that I think of when I have insomnia. One of the ramblings is a list of animals that are jerks. Okay, while I had insomnia, it was a list of animals that are dicks, but I figured I would clean up the language a little bit. So, blame this list on Ambien. The reasons are exactly what I have listed in the journal; the videos are simply illustrations of the sentiment.
Bears
They’ll eat your face off.
Bunnies
Smug & disapproving.
Llamas
They spit.
Snails
Too slow. Don’t give a shit about keeping you waiting. (Don’t bother. The video is of a snail being a slow jerk.)
Raccoons
Thieving bastards.
I have a friend (seriously, it’s not me) who strongly feels that orcas are jerks. The fact that last year a trainer at a marine park was killed by one only cemented her position.
I have two friends who are nudists (you’ll understand why I mentioned this in just a moment). A couple days ago I was laying in bed trying to fall asleep. Toss and turn, close eyes, attempt to sleep. Nada. Finally, I felt my eyes droop and begin to close. Right as I was about be completely out for the night I came up with a blog idea to write a post about those two friends. Yup. I grabbed a journal and wrote that down. Could be an interesting post. But first, I’m going to do a quick post about journaling again. Like right after this comment. Shutup, Kim.
What? Bunnies are sweet and cuddly…until they try to scratch your eyes out.