On Facebook, I was recently talking about my vast array of journals. I mentioned that one of them is nothing but things that I think of when I have insomnia. One of the ramblings is a list of animals that are jerks. Okay, while I had insomnia, it was a list of animals that are dicks, but I figured I would clean up the language a little bit. So, blame this list on Ambien. The reasons are exactly what I have listed in the journal; the videos are simply illustrations of the sentiment.
They’ll eat your face off.
Smug & disapproving.
Too slow. Don’t give a shit about keeping you waiting. (Don’t bother. The video is of a snail being a slow jerk.)