I'm having a CONTEST with a PRIZE. Here is how it works. I picked the most delightful prize and I make the rules. I do not play like other blogs. I am not giving this to a random commenter because this is not a prize coming from a company. I purchased it out of my random stuff budget for February because I want to have fun with my readers.
The Prize: It's a mystery box. All items are brand new and I assure you that they are sufficiently AWESOME. I mean, they are AMAZING. I do not give away things that I would not want for myself. Once the contest is done, I will post a photo of the contents so that you can all be sufficiently jealous. It is a gender neutral prize. Approximate value of items in mystery box: $45.
The Contest: You have to leave a comment on the blog. (FB Fan Page comments do not count.) Describe why you want the mystery box. It's that simple. Be creative. Or don't. You can tell me you've had a shitty week. You can tell me that I am awesome. (Kissing my ass has never hurt, but if everyone tells me I have pretty hair, you are going to have to come up with something better. But really, non-stop compliments have nothing to do with why you want the mystery box anyway.) You can do it in a haiku, because you know I love haiku. You can write a sonnet, but I will check for proper form. You can say whatever you want.
You have from today until the end of 2/16/2010. Just enter the comment on this thread. Feel free to pass it along to everyone you know.