Citibank Killed a Unicorn and It Bled Rainbows: A picture story
February 9, 2010 · 6 comments
in Money
Remember how the Debt Ninja stared into my soul and figured out that there was a Debt Unicorn? Now, through pictures, I prove that when you sacrifice the debt unicorn, rainbows appear. Oddly, hidden codes are also revealed about your feelings toward your credit card issuer once the unicorn is sacrificed. I am sad to say that a unicorn was harmed in this experiment. Blame Citibank. We will now commence our picture story.
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{ 5 comments… read them below or add one }
Applause applause for shanking ShittyBank back!! Lamenting for the unicorn though…
heck ya, murder the unicorn, and rainbows!
SQUEEEE!!!!!!!
Looking at the last picture, I guess a moment of silence is out of the question!
Great Pics!
“Citicards Shank You”
Ha! Now I’m sure you’ll tell us how you really feel …