The Boy: I can't get that stupid hoedown song out of my head.
Me: [surreptitiously opens iTunes and turns on Party in the U.S.A.]
The Boy: Are you kidding me? What's wrong with you?
Me: I like this song.
…
[Party in the U.S.A. ends. SexyBack starts again.]
The Boy: Oh. Hell. No. I hate you. I'm leaving.
Me: I'm not going to play this one.
…
[Single Ladies begins.]
The Boy: Why? WHY???
…
[The Climb is selected.]
The Boy: Really? Again.
Me: [Smirk. It's my theme song.]
The Boy: I'd rather hear Beyonce.
Me: So, you would rather hear Beyonce than Miley?
The Smaller Boy: Why is this on again? You are really pushing my buttons.
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