Our DVR died over the weekend. If plugged in, it would simply click. The first appointment that we could get was today, from 8-10. The guy was late and did his thing swapping out the cable boxes. Elmo immediately began molesting the plastic bag and I reminded him that such behavior was inappropriate in front of strangers. He didn't care.
The cable guy went through all of the set up and made the mistake of standing near the coffee table. Elmo quickly jumped onto the coffee table and began to molest the cable guy. That cat was all over his leg in the name of love. When Elmo found the guy's employee badge, he was the happiest cat on earth, just scraping his little naked face all over it and purring. When he got to the cable guy's naked knee, I think that's when Elmo crossed the line. Cable guy looked at him, said hi kitty and patted his head a little. Then he moved away from the coffee table, out of Elmo's needy reach.
Never one to understand the pain of rejection, he ran back to the plastic bag and resumed molesting that instead. We're probably going to be blacklisted at Cox due to our socially inappropriate big dumb white cat.