Dear Bar Takers,
I always know when it is time for the bar because I get a variety of searches about how people aren't ready, etc. It will be over in a week and you will survive. I am in my third year of practice now and I lived to tell about it. I want to be encouraging, but dude, I am so glad that it isn't me right now. Have fun. Hopefully, after I can get the easy version (after four years?) (if that is still an option), I will take CA and we can all go through it again together. Until then, use your flash cards and figure out how to write/type fast.
Dear Grapetini Drinkers,
I am still proud to be a main destination for grapetini drinkers. I will never understand how that happened, but enjoy your cocktail.
Dear Person Who Thinks Kitty Heels Are Ugly,
Do you mean actual cat feet? Because those are cute. Especially when they are naked. If you mean low high heeled shoes, you are right. I can't wear my stilettos anymore and I am trapped in kitten heels at court. Gah. But please note, if you meant shoes, those are kitten heels. Kitty heels = cats; kitten heels = shoes.
Dear Nasty Pervert,
Last time you got her by searching for young women. This time, you got here by searching for male nudists who are preteens. I again ask that you please get the hell off my site and just go to jail or therapy or something. I hate knowing that you exist. I hate knowing that we practically interacted. You are icky.
Regards,
Danielle
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