- I have a blood blister. On the pad of my right middle finger. Like an exclamation point on the big ole eff you I wanted to give to the jackass who cut me off in traffic on the way to CVS.
- Apparently, you cannot buy a single lancet. Only packs of 50 or 100. Because I wanted to do self surgery on #1. Have I mentioned how much it hurts?
- The book I ordered for myself as a birthday present has not yet arrived. Amazon needs to get faster with my free super saver shipping.
- I saw on Perez that they are making a sequel to Heathers. Dude. NOT OKAY. The sequel was called Mean Girls and that was just fine. Don't ruin one of my favorite movies, okay? O.K.A.Y.????
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