Emails to Daughter – More about Turtles.

May 31, 2009 · 2 comments

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Daughter,
Saved two on the way to the shop today.
They're not only cantankerous, but quite odoriferous. I've been scrubbing my hands as if I've got OCD and Eau de'turtle is still lingering.
 
Thought you may find a close up (pretty close anyhow) of the business end of a large, angry turtle interesting. She should be happy that she's didn't end up under the tire of the new Ford Mustang mommy & daddy just bought little Johnny to celebrate his latest weekend at rehab.
 
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Jo Ann May 31, 2009 at 5:43 pm

Seriously, adoption is a win-win situation here. I will cook, clean, do laundry, and handling all the gardening chores. I get to spend my life with some seriously cool people. My bags are packed.

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Jo Ann May 31, 2009 at 5:44 pm

uh…”handle” all the gardening. Maybe they can send me to ESL classes.

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