But it's apparently okay if the inarticulate hostess coughs on the talent. Or takes a drink in the middle of her only job – to make uncomfortable chit chat during score time.
I HATE SAMANTHA HARRIS. SHE'S SICK. SHE SHOULDN'T BE THERE. BUT SHE'S TOO SCARED TO LOSE HER JOB. SHE KNOWS SHE CAN'T TAKE A DAY OFF BECAUSE THEY WILL CHANGE THE LOCKS. I BET SHE SLEEPS THERE. BECAUSE SHE IS SCARED. SHE SHOULD BE. IDIOT.
Oh, sorry. I got a little lost in the moment. I want to comment on a few things. Let's make a list.
1. I think Karina is hoping near nudity will help with the geek votes.
2. Shmark. That's funny shit.
3. Lil Kim doesn't do it for me.
4. Poor Steve O.
5. I heart Chelsie Hightower. Their routine was great. She's doing well with that cowboy.
6. This season's football player didn't really do anything but walk. That was all Edyta.
7. We missed DAG because of a DVR mishap that I don't want to talk about.
8. I heart naked guy and feel he truly deserved that perfect score. And way to go costuming! I'm loving all of the hose with seams. Especially sparkle seams.
9. My favorite is definitely Bachelor chick. Mostly because she's got to be thinking she dodged a bullet with that guy that dumped her and now she is having a ball and probably making some pretty good money. That's what they call a comeback.
Wait, I can't help it. I want to talk about Samantha Harris more. Why does Chelsea Handler hate her??? Why hasn't Perez reported on this???
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I feel the need to beat Samantha with her Be-dazzled mic. I hate her. The dress last night was not even worth having her around. I have to Tivo over her and make nasty comments. The fab hubs laughs at my hatred. I am with ya sister, Samantha must go.