How do you like these apples, Dr. Doom? Every last piece of tape that your assistant painstakingly placed on my foot fell off in the shower. I'm still wearing my ugly ass sneakers (although I am wearing color in an attempt to match them – so much for my Morticia Addams style today). You told me the tape would last. You lied. Point for me.
I will call your office when it opens and see if you are going to make me come in for more tape. So you will have another chance for a point because I am a good and obedient patient. Ball's in your court.
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