Dear readers, I have to tell you – I hate prednisone. More than anything, I hate the first "big day" dose of prednisone. It makes me utterly nuts. I don't mean my endearing color-coding, list making, hyper nuts. I mean, head over there, shouldn't be on the computer interacting with people and hallucinating nuts. But here I am. At my computer. The key is that i am not at work. Which is good because, well, who knows what might come to life. Being friendly, I'm sure I would talk to the exhibit binder with legs or a telephone that starts dancing. That's why i am home. The other tricky part is driving. I might blog while under the influence, but even I know not to get in a vehicle like this.
Anyway. I feel slightly better. I can breathe more through my mouth now. last night, even that was difficult because my lungs were so heavy with goo.
Have I mentioned that the Prednisone is making my eyebrows itch? So annoying.
I think the computer is melting, so I am going to get into bed with the cats. I wonder what they are going to morph into.
I know it isn’t funny that you are hallucinating but the last two sentances just made me choke on my tea from laughing.