You’ve missed me, no? I’m sure all six of you are desperate to know where I’ve been. That’s easy: working. It’s a hectic time in the office for wee Danielle. I was supposed to go home over the holiday, but that also wasn’t meant to be because i am now sick. What started as a menacing cough has infiltrated my sinuses and started my hair trigger vomiting mechanism. So I am in Vegas. But it is raining and foggy, so it might as well be south jersey.
But I have a tale to tell. It’s illustrated with spectacular images. Let us begin.
On or about Thursday, November 20, 2008, a coworker of the Boy (hereinafter referred to as “The Enabler”) informed me that Saks was having a sale of mammoth proportions. Here’s what I was told. Designer shoes were on sale for 40% off of the original price. On Tuesday, they would be an additional 50% off of the already discounted price. This would yield prices like $160 for a pair of Louboutins. This is a range of shoes that is so far out of my normal price range that I couldn’t imagine I’d be able to afford them for years to come.
So, Saturday, I went to work for the millionth day in a row and I wanted to go to Ann Taylor to use a discount coupon that I had. Well, my shoe cohort, Laura was going to Saks. I met her there. The Enabler was also there. I have never seen such shoe chaos in my life. It was like watching wild beasts feasting on something smaller, weaker and deader. Shoes were thrown everywhere.
The bargains were obscene. I mean, seriously obscene. I purchased four pairs on Saturday. But, because it was a pre-sale, i couldn’t have them for the full discounted price until Tuesday.
Pair #1. A dainty pair of Kate Spade slingbacks. These shoes are relatively comfy and will be perfect for work.
Pair #2 is another pair of perfect work shoes. Cole Haan mary janes with a peep toe. Since they are Cole Haan, they are actually comfy. (Thank you to Nike.)
Pair #3 Black Patent Jimmy Choo Mary Janes. A perfect classic.
Pair #4. Purple Patent Jimmy Choo’s. This, since I found them before Pair #3 is officially my first pair from Mr. Jimmy Choo. He and Kate Spade are my favorites as they make my adorable little feet look all the more dainty and adorable. (Although I have quickly learned that these designer shoes run small and I need a seven in these brands. Which explains the issues I’ve had with the size 6 Kate Spades that I got on Ebay. They are too damn small.) I love these shoes and I think they will be a practical addition to my work wardrobe.
Since I was at work last night until 9 p.m., I didn’t get to pick up my shoes. Because I am sick, I left a bit early today and I picked up my precious babies. I may have taken a peak around those sales that were still going. Then, I saw the most beautiful shoes in all the world (okay, in Saks, but still). I tried them on and they are perfect. I heart them. I cannot wait to find somewhere to wear them. (And these will look so so so awesome on the Hello Stiletto pink carpet.)
Pair #5. Pink Satino Valentino slingbacks.
Seriously, the savings from the original prices has to be more than $2000. I am so excited to welcome these into my sculpture garden. I am the first to admit that I have a serious problem with this and recent stress has only made it worse. But i like to think that these little pink ones are like shoe pepto bismal and I will somehow stop vomiting if I cuddle with them. Or I can tap the pointy heel on my forehead and relieve some of the sinus pressure.
Oh, and just one little thing. I don’t much like Louboutin. They are too bulky. Definitely not my style. But they were on monster sale too!
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I never ever owned a pair of purple shoes. I’m so jealous. Enjoy (and hope you are feeling better).
Such loving care you put into photographing your shoes! It’s FABULOUS!!! I love the red ones. And I really like those pink ones as well. Enjoy those shoes! Have fun clicking around town