Complete hearsay, but too funny not to share (As told to The Boy)

Tiny Girl/Boy's Mother:  Tiny Girl, why weren't you allowed to go to the party?

Tiny Girl:  Because I was naughty and I wouldn't go to sleep.

Tiny Girl/Boy's Mother:  Tiny Boy, why weren't you allowed to go to the party?

Tiny Boy:  Because I was being a complete asshole.

[Note:  Neither The Boy nor I said that he was being a complete asshole.  I believe we used naughty and begged him to stop acting like a demon.  But, let's be honest, he used the phrase correctly, given the circumstances.  He's not even six and he is understanding cursing context.  I smell genius.]

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